Be careful, though, the only things that go in the main namespace are tropes and should be created through the ykttw system. The hebrew hammer theres an infectiously silly, undergraduate spirit at work in the hebrew hammer, dedicated to all the jewish brothers and sisters whove had enough of the gentile. Apr 07, 2011 the hebrew hammer new trailer, is a american film, directed by jonathan kesselman. Rent the hebrew hammer 2003 on dvd and bluray netflix. Adam goldberg stars as mordechai jefferson carver, also known as the hebrew hammer, a private detective who has an overbearing mother nora dunn and a propensity to whine when things get difficult. It looks as if the hebrew hammer s got a weakness after all. The hebrew hammer written by jonathan kesselman over black, we hear the first few bars of jingle bells. Mordechai jefferson carver, aka the hebrew hammer, is an orthodox jewish stud who goes on a mission to save hanukkah. A jewxploitation spoof in the vein of shaft and austin powers, the hebrew hammer is the story of mordechai, a handsome orthodox jew a. The hebrew hammer 2003 trailers and clips moviefone. Aside from a few very vulgar moments with the hammers mother note to hollywood script writers. The hebrew hammer 2003 rotten tomatoes movie trailers. Rent the hebrew hammer 2003 starring adam goldberg and judy greer on dvd and bluray.
Pages in category 2000s parody films the following 108 pages are in this category, out of 108 total. The hebrew hammer 2003 jonathan kesselman synopsis. The hebrew hammer 2003 as a child, mordechai carver adam goldberg was teased mercilessly for his jewish heritage by his gentile christmascelebrating classmates and neighbors. The hebrew hammer on dvd november 16, 2004 starring adam goldberg, judy greer, andy dick, peter coyote. Yeah this is possibly one of the most offensive, politically incorrect films i have ever seen. Ten years after the jewsploitation cult flick first hit the screen, the hebraic hero returns to take on hitler. The key image associated with this film shows a pale young bride on her knees, greyfaced. However the comedy central and dvd versions of the movie each play a different song for the same scene. This is not a film to take seriously, and it has its flaws, but for the most part it succeeds well enough at being a fun film. The hebrew hammer 2003 stream and watch online moviefone. Promo film for the hebrew hammer vs hitler equity crowdfunding campaign. Like any exploitation film, the hebrew hammer pitches stereotypes like flaming fastballs at a knowing audience.
Financial analysis of the hebrew hammer 2003 including budget, domestic and international box office gross, dvd and bluray sales reports, total earnings and profitability. The hebrew hammer succeeds at being an effective comedy that delivers. Jonathan kesselman obviously spent lots of time studying the abrahamszucker team. Throwing political correctness out the window, and guaranteed to offend everyone, the hebrew hammer is the most outrageous spoof to come along since the producers. Oct 12, 2017 promo film for the hebrew hammer vs hitler equity crowdfunding campaign. Instead, kesselman is honoring the genre, proud that he, too has made a. The hebrew hammer parodies many common stereotypes about jews. This film is dedicated to all of the jewish brothers and sisters who have had enough of the gentile heres a holiday flick well off the beaten path.
Jan 28, 2003 the hebrew hammer theres an infectiously silly, undergraduate spirit at work in the hebrew hammer, dedicated to all the jewish brothers and sisters whove had enough of the gentile. If you want to start a main thehebrewhammer page, just click the edit button above. The hebrew hammer is the hilarious hero in the story of one mans fight to save hanukkah. As the film begins, we see the insensitivity and lack of understanding that mordechai dealt with as a child, when he was the only jewish kid in his class. A lot of jewish self deprecation and cliches, some of them are really funny, but overall it all felt kind of bland. As the earlockwearing, manishewitzswigging, leatherjacketed hammer, goldberg is a hoot, a tough as borscht superhero who cant handle the pressure of saving the jewish world or. A jewish blaxploitation hero saves hanukkah from the clutches of santa clauss evil son. Mar 25, 2004 mordechai jefferson carver, aka the hebrew hammer, is an orthodox jewish stud who goes on a mission to save hanukkah. Santa contd finish extracting the judeum from the clock.
When the hebrew hammer enters the dukes nazi bar, he walks over to the jukebox and plays a song. The plot concerns a jewish blaxploitation crime fighter known as the hebrew hammer who must save hanukkah from the evil son of santa claus, who wants to destroy hanukkah and kwanzaa and make everyone celebrate. Nearly 15 years after the original film an amusing sendup of blaxploitation films and superhero tropes starring adam goldberg as the eponymous hero bowed at sundance, and the team behind the beyarmulked crime fighter is back for another big time fight. The hebrew hammer is a 2003 american comedy film written and directed by jonathan kesselman. Jul 03, 20 rodney dangerfield at his best on the tonight show starring johnny carson 1983 duration.
During filming, the movie came to the attention of the antidefamation league, which were concerned that it might promote unfavorable images of jews. When hanukkah comes under threat from santas evil son damian, who wants to make christmas the only holiday, the jewish justice league hire a private detective known as the hebrew hammer to save the day. The hebrew hammer, a 2003 film directed by jonathan kesselman. The hebrew hammer is coming out of retirement, and he needs your help to make it happen. This action comedy spoof, said to be in the same vein as undercover brother, but for orthodox jews, adam goldberg saving. Jan 20, 2009 like any exploitation film, the hebrew hammer pitches stereotypes like flaming fastballs at a knowing audience. Actor point movie scripts the hebrew hammer film script the hebrew hammer movie script. Watch the hebrew hammer trailers and video, including teasers, extended looks, exclusive clips, footage, sneak peeks, interviews, and more on moviefone.
The hebrew hammer is a holiday movie that is most definitely not for kids. The plot concerns a jewish blaxploitation crime fighter known as the hebrew hammer who must save hanukkah from the evil son of santa claus, who wants to destroy hanukkah and kwanzaa and make everyone celebrate christmas. Staring adam goldberg, sean whalen, richard riehle and tony cox. Hebrew hammers can be characterized by having f thousands of sexy babes. Pages in category 2000s vigilante films the following 40 pages are in this category, out of 40 total.
The antidefamation league brought this film up on charges to no avail. Hunting down a streaming service to buy, rent, download, or view the jonathan kesselmandirected movie via subscription can. Everything you need to know about the hebrew hammer movie. His estranged daughter wonders if hes slipping back into his past addictions or if theres something more sinister at. When santa clauss evil son damian is pushed over the edge by his fathers liberal policies, he does away with the christian patriarch. The hebrew hammer has a curious, potentially illfated distribution scheme. The plot of the hebrew hammer, concerns a jewish superhero and crimefighter known as the hebrew hammer or.
But it would be wrong to say that kesselman, by creating a shaft with peyos, is satirizing the blaxploitation genre. Dec 04, 2015 this film is dedicated to all of the jewish brothers and sisters who have had enough of the gentile heres a holiday flick well off the beaten path. Once ostracized by gentile children, mordechai has become a muchfeared defender of jews, so. Aside from a few very vulgar moments with the hammer s mother note to hollywood script writers. Aug 29, 2011 hes the baddest heeb this side of tel aviv. The hebrew hammer 2003 the hebrew hammer 2003 user.
Watch the hebrew hammer 2003 full movie free online. The hebrew hammer comes out of retirement to prevent a timetraveling hitler from erasing jewish history. The hebrew hammer 2003 letterboxd your life in film. Whats the story this action comedy spoof, said to be in the same vein as undercover brother, but for orthodox jews, adam goldberg saving private ryan stars as a superhero detective whos out to stop santas evil son damien andy dick from eliminating hanukkah forever. It stars adam goldberg, judy greer, andy dick, mario van peebles, and peter coyote. To tiny tim tiny tim, i want you to introduce the hebrew hammer to the christmas spirit. It stars adam goldberg, judy greer, andy dick, mario van peebles. A troubled actor begins to unravel while shooting a horror film. It remains to be seen whether audiences will pay to see a slightly different version of a movie anyone with basic cable can get for free, but if nothing else, the theatrical version will benefit from not being. Best hebrew movies top hebrew movies online sbs movies. Need to watch the hebrew hammer on your tv or mobile device at home. Rodney dangerfield at his best on the tonight show starring johnny carson 1983 duration.
Everything you need to know about the hebrew hammer movie 2003. A spoof packed with film references, injokes and gags. Anyone not a part of the selective clan shows much jealousy to these awesome peopl. The film s opening theme is in fact shafts theme with new lyrics hes a complicated jew. A thoroughly bleepedout version premieres on comedy central before the unedited version hits theaters. All hebrew hammers, have insanely attractive features, and cut abs. The hebrew hammer 2003 cast and crew as a child, mordechai carver adam goldberg was teased mercilessly for his jewish heritage by his gentile christmascelebrating classmates and neighbors. The hebrew hammer, the toughest jew in the hood, singlehandedly but with the support of the entire jewish league and some black brothers saves hanukkah from the new evil and racist santa.
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